SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex In Exchange For Punching MAGA Kid In The Face
One of the Saturday Night Live comedy (supposedly) writers made a response on Twitter about the fake story surrounding kid who gained the attention of every news outlet in America.
Sarah Beattie is actually whorish enough to offer to give oral sex to anyone who punches the kid from the video. Or maybe she just thinks it’s funny. That might be why SNL has gotten so bad over the last few years.
“I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” tweeted Sarah Beattie.
The tweet is no longer up on her Twitter feed as it was quickly deleted after receiving tons of backlash.
One person responded,
“Interesting, so you’re willing to offer fellatio to someone who punches a minor in the face?”
Another user offered a similar reply to Sarah Beattie,
“Madonna offered the same thing to guys who voted for Obama…Guess it’s part of that “me too” thing. The women on the left are seriously messed up.”
Sarah left another tweet about the incident active on her Twitter feed still,
“oh yes the kid who was marching against women’s reproductive rights while wearing a hat promoting an evil homophobic racist misogynistic sociopath was TOTALLY misrepresented”
oh yes the kid who was marching against women’s reproductive rights while wearing a hat promoting an evil homophobic racist misogynistic sociopath was TOTALLY misrepresented
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) January 21, 2019
And again, this is all over a false story that the liberal media twisted to try and make Trump supporters look racist.
The kid, Nick Sandmann, offered a very lengthy statement regarding the incident that took place where he was seen smiling in front of a Native American man playing a drum in his face.
“At no time did I hear any student chant anything other than the school spirit chants. I did not witness or hear any students chant ‘build that wall’ or anything hateful or racist at any time. Assertions to the contrary are simply false. Our chants were loud because we wanted to drown out the hateful comments that were being shouted at us by the protestors.”
“After a few minutes of chanting, the Native American protestors, who I hadn’t previously noticed, approached our group. The Native American protestors had drums and were accompanied by at least one person with a camera,” the statement continued. “The protestor everyone has seen in the video began playing his drum as he waded into the crowd, which parted for him. I did not see anyone try to block his path. He locked eyes with me and approached me, coming within inches of my face. He played his drum the entire time he was in my face.”
“I never interacted with this protestor. I did not speak to him. I did not make any hand gestures or other aggressive moves. I believed that by remaining motionless and calm, I was helping to diffuse the situation. I said a silent prayer that the situation would not get out of hand.”
Even though the whole story has been debunked hard, it’s still creating problems.
Covington Catholic School where the boy attends had to cancel school due to death threats made against students, families, and the principal of the school
— BNL NEWS (@BreakingNLive) January 22, 2019
Hopefully, Sarah Beattie will lose her job over soliciting sex for assaulting a minor, but you know SNL, they’ll probably just do a skit about it instead.