California Governor Gavin Newsom is really a tool. There is literally so many bad things that I could say about him an most of it is centered around his tyranny.

The man thinks that he can just do whatever he wants as though he’s the king of California.

Newsom is now telling people to wear face masks “in between bites” when they are dining out.

The jerk even put out this tweet as a reminder:

Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend? Don't forget to keep your mask on in between bites.

Do your part to keep those around you healthy. #SlowtheSpreadhttps://t.co/snYe5v55Rw pic.twitter.com/Y4fcDO5Zke

— Office of the Governor of California (@CAgovernor) October 3, 2020

Let’s put this into theoretical practice in a nice little thought experiment.

The CDC has given specific instructions as to how one is to remove their mask properly.

1. Carefully, untie the strings behind your head or stretch the ear loops
2. Handle only by the ear loops or ties
3. Fold outside corners together
4. Be careful not to touch your eyes, nose, and mouth when removing and wash hands immediately after removing

Okay, so surely Gov. Newsom isn’t suggesting to disobey the safety guidelines issued by the CDC for proper mask removal, right? So then let’s walk through the process.

I’m sitting at my meal at a restaurant with my mask on. My food is brought out so I remove my mask the proper way, get up from the table and proceed to the restroom to wash my hands. I then start to make my way back to the table…but wait! I’ve got to put my mask back on to walk through the restaurant to get to my chair. Now I can once again take off my mask to eat, but first, I’ve got to go wash my hand again.

Surely, this moron can’t really think that this is possible. I’m not the only person who sees how stupid this is either.

So you want me to pull down my mask w/my hands, take a bite then touch my face to put my mask back on, then touch my face again to pull down mask, then touch my face again to put my mask back on and to repeat that until my meal is done? Serious question: ARE YOU HIGH?!

— Cr8zyWhackFunky (@Cr8zyWhackFunky) October 6, 2020

Hi, CA resident here. I have no problem wearing a mask. I’ll do it in the grocery store. Hell I’ll gladly wear it at the gym. But if I’m at a table with my family and appropriately distanced from others THERE’S NO CHANCE IN HELL I’M WEARING A MASK BETWEEN BITES. YOU’RE INSANE!

— Billando (@Billando) October 6, 2020

The tweet that sums it up the best though came from John Ziegler who said, “You are dangerously f***ing insane.”

Which is very true.