Comedian Roasts John Cena After “Pledging Allegiance to China” in Apology Video
If you didn’t see it, wrestler/actor John Cena made an apology video for China recently.
What was he apologizing about you ask? Well, he called Taiwan a country…which is true, unless you’re a tool piece of China.
Here is what Cena said in his apology:
“Hi China, I’m John Cena. I’m in the middle of Fast and Furious 9 promotions. I’m doing a lot of interviews. I made a mistake in one of my interviews. Everyone was asking me if I could use Chinese – staff at Fast and Furious 9 gave me a lot of information, so there was a lot of interviews and information. I made one mistake. I have to say something very, very, very important now. I love and respect China and Chinese people. I’m very, very sorry about my mistake. I apologize, I apologize, I’m very sorry. You must understand that I really love, really respect China and the Chinese people. My apologies. See you.”
John Cena apologized in Chinese on Sina Weibo after calling Taiwan a country during an interview promoting Fast & Furious 9 pic.twitter.com/dzRKIYgEzL
— Joe Xu (@JoeXu) May 24, 2021
Comedian JP Sears hilariously mocked Cena following his apology.
Here is what got JP Sears a slap on the wrist from Facebook, but was his parody of what Cena was actually saying:
Hi everyone, I’d like to sincerely apologize to the CCP for calling the country of Taiwan a country. I couldn’t be more sorry, have smaller testicles, or have less bravery. I strive to be a shining example of soulless Hollywood who is happy to pledge my allegiance to the communist party who is currently committing genocide so that I may receive more money for staring in films void of creativity yet rich in propaganda. I also fully support the CCP’s efforts to completely strip their citizen’s freedoms from them. I’m excited for the US government to do the same to its citizens. I also apologize to all the kids who look up to me because, for a moment, I was accidentally not a complete coward. I’m sorry for my momentary lapse of judgment. Taiwan is not a country. All hail communism. I am currently happily bent over with my soulless butt cheeks spread for anything the genocidal CCP wants me to say. Stay tuned. Fearfully yours, John Cena
I’ve really grown to appreciate JP Sears over the past few years. If you’ve never seen any of his videos, check out this one below: