Bird Takes a Dump on Joe Biden During Speech – Even the Animal Kingdom Hates Him
Chris Rock may have claimed that the night of the Oscars where Will Smith slapped the s**t out of him was the greatest night in television, but I’d argue that what happened to Joe Biden during a speech on Tuesday was far better than what happened that night.
Joe Biden was giving a speech about the astronomically high inflation rate and blaming Russian President Vladimir Putin for the problem instead of taking responsibility himself which would be the best thing to do, when something remarkable happened.
While Biden was giving his speech, a bird seems to have defecated on him.
“I’m here today to talk about what we’re doing to lower costs for American families and put rural America at the center of our efforts to build a future that’s made in America,” Biden said moments before he was struck. “That’s not hyperbole!”
Then…it happened. You see a white streak appear on his suit as though a bird flew by or was perched above and just took a dump on him.
Did a bird just poop on Joe Biden? pic.twitter.com/p2Ywv8CbRU
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He just kept on talking about it, not noticing that there was anything on his shirt.
After he finished his remarks, Biden mingled with a couple dozen guests at the facility, none of whom notified him of the unsightly addition to his attire.
During the speech, he also discussed how he was going to allow higher amounts of ethanol in gas over the summer to try and lower the price of gas, which will mount to a measly $0.10/gal reduction. Hardly any help at all, especially considering the fact that the gas we have already has up to 10% ethanol. And the worst thing about this is that higher ethanol is going to do damage to your car’s engine and you’re going to get less mileage out of your car.