You know what they say, “What happens in Louisiana stays in Louisiana.” This story is so wild, it’s hard to believe.

Over the weekend, a woman who was at a truck stop in Louisiana which had a petting zoo, bit a camel’s testicles.

You’re probably thinking to yourself, “Self, how does one get into a situation where biting an animal’s testicles seems like the best option?”

Well, that’s what this lady did and she has a good reason for it, or so she says.

According to the woman who is a Florida resident, she was chasing her dog when it crawled into the camel’s enclosure.

The woman told local deputies that the animal, which weighs in the neighborhood of 600 pounds, sat on her. That’s when she decided to take a bite.

“I bit his b***s to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me.”

Fox News reported,

Deputies gave her and her husband summonses on the trespassing charge and for not having their dog on a leash, The Advocate reported.

“The camel did nothing wrong,” Hamilton told the paper. “They were aggressive. The camel was just doing its normal routine.”

The truck stop once had a tiger, provoking controversy.

Pamela Bossier, who manages the truck stop, said the tiger had never attacked anyone, nor have the zoo’s other wild animals, including Caspar.

It still doesn’t quite make sense as to how she was in a position so that while she is down there, a camel finds a nice spot to have a seat.

It was reported that the woman, who actually had her husband with her, had crawled into the camel’s enclosure ignoring the warning sign that was posted.

Honestly, the camel wasn’t doing anything wrong. Camels are going to camel.